Gulf Daily News (Bahrain)

To all their other troubles, Bush and Blair are being put on trial for “crimes committed in Palestine and Iraq”. International activists will try the duo in absentia and have recruited Ramsey Clark to head up the prosecution team. They must be thrilled with the work he is doing in behalf of Saddam Hussein (who probably doesn’t even know that Clark has taken it upon himself to be his attorney).

The spectacular will be held in Cairo and I suspect that the greats, former greats and would-be greats will be put up at the best hotels while they ponder what they should do to the two “leaders of the western world” after they find them guilty, which is a fargone conclusion.