If you will just give up reading that NY Times rag and the Cucamonga Gazette, maybe you will have time to read a real newspaper. Or, failing the latter, try the Japan Times. Let’s see what’s cooking in today’s JT.
It seems that the wonder child from Kenya – he with the falsified birth certificate – wants to scale back plans to build key bases in Japan and Guam because of political obstacles and budget pressures. Barracks O’Bama plans to withdraw 8,000 marines from Okinawa. The decision came after several years of stalled talks to find a site for a new marine base nearby. U.S. military officials had planned to relocate the 8,000 marines and their families to Guam in 2014 as part of a massive military expansion on the U.S. territory in the Pacific. Japanese officials and media reported, however, that only 4,700 of the marines would end up on Guam, a sign that the Pentagon is reconsidering its plans there. [Hey, Barracks, Baby, I've got an idea: How about relocating them to Brooklyn, NY? Not much trouble there. Mainly cops killing blacks. Not that you don't know about this kind of thing. In September, 1995, three U.S. servicemen raped a schoolgirl in Okinawa, fueling anger among local people. In Brooklyn, nobody gets fueled about things like that so it would be a perfect hideout for marine/rapists.]
The Pentagon (which is a nifty metonym for “civilian gangster living in Washington, D.C.) has been trying to “diversify its military approach and is reviewing its options on where to transfer the 8,000 marines from Japan. It’s premature to discuss troop numbers or specific locations,” a metonymic spokesman for the Pentagon said Wednesday. The search has been on since 1996.
Okinawa residents called for the early return of land occupied by the U.S. military south of the Kadena air base. Are they kidding? Aren’t these slanty-eyed folks descendants of the Nips who made great Americans go on a long march? Who threw babies into the air and caught them on the tips of their bayonets? Who raped the city of Nanking and, for good measure, the girls? Do they have the cheek to want some say in what happens in their own country? If Nairobi gets wind of this, it may order the return of its most famous spy, (hanging out in a little white house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, You-know-where) to the land of his bone-through-the-nose ancestors.
Then, what? Don’t ask.